My mom sent me this email today about suggestions on how to make a sermon in church more enjoyable. They were very funny. My favorite:
Slap your neighbor. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the preacher.
Some other funny ones:
Try to indicate to the minister that his fly is undone.
Choose a different song than was announced and begin singing it as loud as you can.

I was very amused.