Do as I say...
Rule #1: Do not call me if you are drunk. Thank you.
Rule #2: If you read this, please leave a comment, even if it is something like "hey, it's *insert name here*, yeah." Thank you.
Rule #3: Don't attempt to understand my subtle sarcasm over instant messenger. Usually, it's not understandable in person.
Rule #4: No tickling, poking, or excessive squeezing. I will hurt you if you do (or attempt to anyways, though I have been known to have good aim with my knees).
Alright, follow these simple rules, and you will keep me happy. There may be more, but I can't think of them right now. Thank you.


7 Comments:
At 7:34 PM,
Anonymous said…
hey, thank you, yeah
At 7:34 PM,
Anonymous said…
she's not lying about the knee thing
At 8:05 PM,
dancepeg said…
If that was Rich, I suppose I can deal with the "anonymous." But if it was anyone else, you should really put your name, so I at least know who is stalking me.
At 10:11 AM,
Haack said…
IM sarcasm sucks. So does the Univeristy of Michigan football team. Losing to Notre Dame? Please...scrubs. I mean, HOPE could probably beat them...
Good rules, Paula.
At 10:34 AM,
Anonymous said…
Go Notre Dame, Michigan sucks
At 5:53 AM,
Anonymous said…
Only four rules for happiness? Not bad. Mine would be longer.
-Kath
At 1:30 AM,
Patricia G said…
I remember when the only rules were "Drink water," and "if there is a fire, run out." Oh, and maybe something about boys....
Love you lots, Mom g
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